Another favorite one-liner for the Comment Comedian? “So is this soup meant to be cold? I mean, I’m just asking because I thought soup had to be hot for cheese to melt, but I could be wrong.” Hardy Har Har sir. Here’s the thing, sir. I want you to enjoy your dining experience. I truly do. Rest assured that if your meal is taking a long time, I’m back there in the window advocating for it right and left. If your soup is cold, I have no problem heating it up, or getting you a fresh cup. And I don’t mind you pointing these discrepancies out to me, I really don’t. How will I know, if you don’t tell me? But you’re not funny. Trust me. The people with you are only laughing because you’re paying for dinner. Oh, and here’s another thing sir, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit- in RCs. It’s a humorous coping mechanism for folks in the service industry.
The bottom line is the same bottom line that every post has. We, the servers, do not appreciate any attempts to belittle us or our place of employment. We belittle our restaurant in the back, but that’s different. Kind of like I can beat the tar out of my little brother but you better not touch a hair on his head. Your pathetic attempts at humor will do nothing to speed your service, or improve its quality. If anything, it could have a deleterious effect. I’m just saying.
Right on brother!
lol great blog
"The people with you are only laughing because you're paying for dinner." – classic
I completely agree. I especially love the comments about how long well done meat takes. I thought it was just common sense that pizzas and well done meat take longer than a salad or cold sandwich.
Do you plan to keep this site updated? I sure hope so… its great!